Psychiatric Affiliation

Author: Eli  //  Category: Story

guys,,.,i’ll be out for a month for our psychiatric affiliation at davao city..,its my journey to mentally illed people.,.,..,.just dont forget to visit my site often,..and for those who doesn’t add me yet pls do it noW.,.,dont worry after my psychiatric journey .,.i’ll make sure to post more about that affiliation..,,.,eheheh.,,.,.,

Live…Love…Laugh…

Author: Eli  //  Category: Story

## Pinakabagong salawikain ng pilipino

*Kapag maiksi ang kumot.. mura lang.

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, tumatakas

*Kapag may usok, may mamamatay na lamok.

*Walang matiyagang lalake.. na manligaw sa mukhang binabae.

*Kung walang magpapaloko… hindi tatakbo si gloria arroyo.

*Behind the clouds, are airplanes.

*Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, dapat ipatingin sa doktor.

*Pag may usok… bka nsa langit kana!

*Magkulang ka na sa magulang… huwag lang magkulang sa tubig habang

naghihilamos.

*Kapag bukas ang kaban, nakalimutang takpan.

*Kapag ang ilog ay tahimik, walang nagsi-swimming.

*When all else fails… buti nga bhelat!

*Sa larangan ng digmaan.. nakikilala kung sino ang bading.

*An apple a day… makes the fruit vendor rich.

*Pag may usok, mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects.

*Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana mga kagalit

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal… may paltos.

*Papunta ka pa lang, ako rin, sabay na tayo!

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nasa moon.

*Ako ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing,

saka nang maluto’y iba ang kumain.. bwisit na pusa yan. amf!

*Huwag magbilang ng manok, kung duling.

*Better late.. than never txting!

*Kapag maiksi ang kumot… sa baby ipagamit.

*Kapag ang puno mabunga… maraming mapipitas.

*Magkulang ka na sa magulang… huwag lang sa pagiisip!

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, may rayuma!

*Ang iyong kakainin, sa kaldero manggagaling.

*Tell me who your friends are… and ill tell you who is cute!=)

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal.. matanda na.

*Ang iyong kakainin, itatae mo rin.

*Magbiro kana sa lasing.. wag lng s matsing, dka mage2ts non!

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nagtetext.

*Ang taong ngigipit.. lahat ng pwedeng utangan kinukulit.

*Kapag ang puno mabunga.. maraming mamimitas.

*Pag may usok.. kawawa ang may hika!

*Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal.. bagong tuli.

*Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin… magling sa walkathon.

*Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan… adik
sa
text.

*Laging nasa huli, ang pinakamatangkad.

### MaNnY PaCquAiO (FaVoRiTe NuMbErS NyA)
“i LoVe SeX, BiNtI, SiTti, TrEeS, EaT”

### cardinal sin
“ako lang ang banal na makasalanan”

### toilet bowl
“ang daming kinikilig sa akin”

### english
“bagsak sakin si manny pacquiao! hindi nya ko kaya! hahahaha!

### drums
“ang sasama nyo wala naman akong ginagawang msama sa inyo ah! ang
sakit sakit ng mga palo nyo! tapos nag-iindakan pa kayo sa tuwa!”

### model
“nakunan ako!”

### bayarin
“hindi lahat ng nagmumura masama”

### coffee coin machine
“ipasok mo na sa akin yan, paiinitin kita at matitikman mo ang sarap
na hahanaphanapin mo”

### ahas
“sa pamilya ko, kahit na ano ang mangyari, igagapang ko kayo… sa
mga kaaway ko naman, gustuhin ko man kayong suntukin at tadyakan,
hindi pupwede… kakagatin ko nalang kayo”

### Bad Breath
“Ang tagal nating nagsama! Hindi naghiwalay! Natuto ka lang
mag-mouthwash kaya ako’y iyong pinalayas!”

bruises of heart

Author: Eli  //  Category: Story

Every days of our life seems to be busy.,, we tend to seek the realities the meaning of such things,.,,we intended to find who we are.,.and what we are,.,.we as human are not perfect,,in every little way we committed certain miztakes which we think are just a little one,.,we didnt realize how that certain miztake came to be the habit,.,the characteristics that molds our self to society.,.to the world of what we are in this institution.,.

though we think its non of their business!!? but the institution came to know the worst on us.,!! we still believe we can change that thing.,but how??? does it changeable??? or just a part of our personality that shapes our real identity!!!

i thought this winding journey of us would mold us to a better one.,.but still on the process to change those unwanted values,.,.,there are times we felt being guilt to everything we do or say!!! we use to reason out ah!! if u love me then accept for what i am??? do we think we realy worth for it??? or just being selfish,.,self centered.,.,we really felt that ryt?? but even though we used to do that,there are several times where we cant understand ourselves.,.,on this situation we tend to do things.,a sort of medicine of our insecurities!!! sometimes we used to ask am i worthy of this lyf ??

the answer is in yourself alone,,.,people aroud you only cultivate the reason for you to reach your way.,.they intend to remind us our miztakes.,.,but what we do is just to hate them!!! for they dont understand us??? for they dont support us?? for they dont like us?? or even they dont wants us??? eradicate those negative thoughts!!! those are just sign of being greed.,.,!! being arrogant!!!

its about time to end up those hatred.,.insecurities!!! and other negative thoughts that lies in our mind!!! time is about to end,.we must use our time wisely and carefully.,.,we should flushed it out!! and give a big hand!!! we can do it!!! remember nothing is impossible if we truly do things willingly and with trust to HIM.

Psychiatric Affiliation

Author: Eli  //  Category: Story

guys,,.,i’ll be out for a month for our psychiatric affiliation at davao city..,its my journey to mentally illed people.,.,..,.just dont forget to visit my site often,..and for those who doesn’t add me yet pls do it noW.,.,
dont worry after my psychiatric journey .,.i’ll make sure to post more about that affiliation..,,.,eheheh.,,.,.,